Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...