ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...