Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....