You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
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What is this?
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The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
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GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...