The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...