What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...