Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
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Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...