Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.