If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...