George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...