They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...