Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...