Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...