String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...