An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...