Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...