Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...