The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...