His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...