mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...