On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...