The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...