Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!