What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...