Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...