Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...