The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...