Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...