What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...