Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...