Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...