The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!