Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...