Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...