After Man, God Said…
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Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Painting in the nude.
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How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Condom Modelling Rejection
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Football try-outs.
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You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...