How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...