Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...