New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...