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A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...