Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.