Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...