Christmas tree better
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The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...