A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...