Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...