Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...