Two story house
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What’s green and has wheels?
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A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
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Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Giving sad news to a troop
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Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”