Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...