Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...