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Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
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Smart Kid!
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From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...