Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !