Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...